breadmaakesyoufat:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG

Stop trying to get with me that was like 2 months ago

I FUCKIN MISS YOU

IT IS SO MUTUAL

desmondmiles:

it’s 2013 and there are still guys who believe that girls don’t play video games

oomshi:

cayleeanthonysmom:

oomshi:

My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success

my life goal is to sneeze with out farting

I think we’re on two different paths in life

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

mixedbyziggy:

• rescue three white women who have been missing for a decade, and a baby
• become a national hero
• pull and even bosser move and tell the fbi to give the reward money to the victims
• media decides to dig into your past, and bring up your criminal record.

wonderful time to be black in america.

australiansanta:

hepatitisbey:

Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests? 

what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick