Enter stranger, but take heed; of what awaits the sin of greed, For those who take, but do not earn Must pay most dearly in their turn. So if you seek beneath our floors, A treasure that was never yours, Thief, you have been warned; beware of finding more than treasure there."

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via fetch-is-never-gonna-happen)

ghostbab:

ghostbab:

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doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via fetch-is-never-gonna-happen)

(Source: youvegotaluckyface, via pizza)

rpdofficer:

filthyjarbushman:

xkit blacklist is a god send. My dash is 100% less Jojo now.

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DO YOU THINK THAT I, MOJO JOJO, IS FINISHED WITH YOU?!

(via ruinedchildhood)

damespock:

maplesuhtori:

marie-loves-her-beauties:

I sucked my brother off. About two hours ago. It was quick but I enjoyed it.

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(via laughing-llama)

juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

(Source: heelyz, via thehilariousblog)

sizvideos:

Deafblind Brazilian “watches” World Cup with the help of his friends - Video

(via times-of-fun)

theintergalacticpotato:

I think we all know the real reason the Kim K app isn’t working

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signedfury:

realest plot-twist ever.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via epicfort)

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