I really really needed this wow
i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING
LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS
SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
xkit blacklist is a god send. My dash is 100% less Jojo now.
DO YOU THINK THAT I, MOJO JOJO, IS FINISHED WITH YOU?!
I sucked my brother off. About two hours ago. It was quick but I enjoyed it.
I think we all know the real reason the Kim K app isn’t working
realest plot-twist ever.